The Best Aiport Sign Ever

So this last week, my family and I had a fantastic adult only vacation in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. We had an amazing time, but I'll get more into the details of our trip later. For now, I wanted to let everyone know about the coolest airport sign I've ever seen. There were several of the same signs hanging from the airport ceiling. Both sides were dominated by a large picture: one side of kids playing in a tree in a park and the other side of a couple in wedding attire twirling around happily on a beach during sunset. Above and below these touching pictures were these words:

Above the pics:

"What would you do for true love?"

Below the pics:

"I'd would conquer great teats!"
(Yes, the sentence contains grammatical errors and it was "teats," not "feats.")

Then, in loud, bold lettering:

"Do it!"
"The Airport Mall"

This sign gave me flashbacks of my time in China when I would see signs and advertisements all over in English that made absolutely no sense. I think the creators of this one decided to blend the romance from diamond commercials with the energy from Nike commercials. It almost worked out.